MARCH 23 2011 2106 - JACKSONVILLE FL: So it goes a little something like this.
So I am sitting at work, talking to my coworkers, when all of a sudden my cell phone rings, well buzzes. I look at the phone and it is a restricted number. A restricted number! Like really? Honestly, like for real? News flash for the slow of mind; if the number is restricted, unlisted, or otherwise unpublished, I don't answer it, Period. If you do not have enough respect for me to call with your number unhidden, then you can treat yourself to the voice mail. Yeah byotch, that is just how I roll.
Now this restricted number called twice while I was at work. As if the idiot did not get the message the first time. Amazing how stupid some people are. I did notice that the brainless scarecrow did not leave a message. Oh well, if that person has time to waste, more power to them.
Now, something even stranger happened. My cell phone rings again, and this time the caller ID is from a woman I dated some years ago. A lady who is now married, and someone I have not spoken to in several months. Yoo-Hoo, retard, you don't think a red flag went up on that one? Two back to back restricted calls followed by a call from someone who I have not spoken to in months? Ok, time for the regional test. Florida: "Hum, she called me. I will text her later", South Carolina: "She calling me, let me call her back now", Inner City DC: "Some Bamma running game". I applied the Inner City DC option, and did not return the call or the text. That was a good thing, because her daughter sent me a text to alert me to a deception. The voice mail left by my friend also indicated she was under duress.
I am glad so many people think I am dumb. Those are the people who I really enjoy screwing with. Here is the deal. My friend and her new husband are probably at a bump in the road (already). New husband either snatches her phone and goes through her address book. He calls every number he thinks might be another man. He treats his wife like an object that he owns instead of a human being. Yeah, that sums it up nicely. In a nutshell, the fool is insecure, and yes I called him a fool. The boy really needs to grow the hell up.
You know, it really is a shame that men feel that they have to terrorize the women they are married to. In that regard, I am glad that I am cut from a different mode. On that notion, the following needs to be said.
Ricky, listen to me and listen to me good. While she and I dated, you interfered and would not rest until we broke up. We did, and the relationship ended. She got together with you. Although we remained friends, we did not take it any further than that, just friends. She announced that the two of you were getting married, and out of respect for you (the respect you did not give me) I backed away and faded into the shadows. She is married to you, and I do not mess with married women, period. Now, with that though in mind, you need to grow up and realize what you have so you do not jack up a good thing. I am staying out of your way because it is not my intent to stick my nose in grown married folks busines. Now, let that sink in for a moment. Now, as for your harrassment, I am going to warn you one time; Back The Hell Off, and do it NOW! I normally give two warnings, but in your case I am making an exception and reducing it to one. Pay attention to your wife, and stop worrying about everybody else.
Now, I am giving you the respect you deserve, and I fully expect you to give me the same. Please do not have us take this to another level. You have a good wife, a really good wife, so you need to fucus all of your attention on her. Man up and be a husband instead of childing down to get embarassed on the play ground.
Ok, I am done for now. The airplanes are back on the flight deck, but they are armed and set to ready alert status. I hope not to have to use them, but I will in response to crisis or other forms of aggression.
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